imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
Actually, it’s because raising the minimum wage forces prices of things up, because employers aren’t just going to take a loss. Either they’ll fire workers or raise prices. At first, that doesn’t affect the people getting minimum wage, because they have this extra money to spend, and it doesn’t affect the people who already have a lot of money. It affects the person who’s in the middle, who is used to being able to afford certain things and then can’t because of increased prices. Give it enough time, and $15 won’t be enough to survive, so minimum wage will have to be raised again. Compare that to when minimum wage was $4.50 and enough to survive, because prices were much lower. The problem isn’t minimum wage, it’s the inflation that comes with raising it.
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
Reblog if you’d still love your friend if s/he comes out for being gay, lesbian, bi, or any other sexual orientation that isn’t straight